Cheese hair...

Be nippy to proceed in wisecrack of understanding, for is feud vigorous a limit not in somebody's band jiffy in era in succession comprehensiveness?

Know what I just said?

Neither do I.

You know that synonym-thing on Microsoft word? Erestor, who is now Peter, and I just have a blast with it. We were just typing random phrases, and then sobbing with laughter on my bedroom floor as the words changed. Here are some of the phrases (note that A is the original phrase, and B onward is the synonym-ed phrase)

A. attention is valuable

B. Not at give intelligence to point to in self-satisfaction of on of affiliation

C. Responsiveness is posh [I love that one!]
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A. Whispering is illegal
B. Squashy right to be heard is forbidden.
C. Squashy unequivocal to be have the sagacity of proficient of being heard serene mechanism is apex hush-hush

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A. The evil mastermind of the apocalypse is insane…obviously

B. The consequential indulgent of the hours of sunshine hours of functioning elsewhere is insane…evidently

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A. Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise

B. In close propinquity to the charity to futon and more rapidly than position to get hush-hush automobile a chap vigorous, methodical in it, and astute.

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A. An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

B. An apple emission hours defend the widespread practitioner gone!

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A. Fish and visitors smell in three days

B. Snout in relation to and social gathering stench in three reside power

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A. All I want for Christmas is a hippopotamus

B. Each and every one I crave for Christmas is an footing of pay packet craze

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A. The highest number of yards in franchise history!

B. The prime enormity of together with this freedom in okay olden times

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A. Weirdness is valuable

B. Sinister atmosphere is exceedingly helpful [this is my absolute favorite...please don't take it, because I'm going to use it!]

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A. Cheese curls...

B. Cheese hair…

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A. No one will escape....MHUAHAHAHAHA

B. Rebuff introverted will be off….MHUAHAHAHAHA

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A. Oh, the weather outside is frightful...

B. Oh, the status of relationships insignificant is distressing…

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A. I have you in my crushing grip.

B. I blow your own horn you in my uneasy acquire custody of.

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Aren't they awesome? Oh, and I'm super sorry I haven't been blogging much. I've had a 2 day stomach bug and a cold (thankfully not at the same time) and I've been terribly busy. Hope everyone had a very merry Christmas!

Izori