Showing posts with label Caption Contests. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Caption Contests. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Caption Contest Winner!

Once again, folks, sorry for the delay =) Anyway, I'm stalling so that you guys don't see who the winner is just on that 'reader thing' that's on the dashboard. So...lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala...um...lalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. La La La *in opera voice* LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! TA-DA!

Okay. I think it's off. So...here it is...


#1.

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/l/images/lord-of-the-rings-1-3.jpg

Sam: What is that glowing blue orb, Mr. Frodo?
Pippin: It's obviously attracted to our bacon and potatoes, Frodo.
Frodo: *in Mater's voice* It's the ghoooost liiight!

And so our winner is...

Melian!

Congratulation, Melian! Sorry I don't have much of an award for you, but...ya won!

And guys, it was really close. I'm not saying it just to make everyone else feel better. Everyone had hilarious ones, and I was torn into seven parts! =) Great job, everyone!

Izori

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Apology

OMGosh! I've very sorry! I told Vellvin, in reply to her very nice comment, that I would post the results of the caption contest two days ago...totally forgetting that that day (and the one after it) was booked! I'm very sorry! I might be able to post the results this week.

Oh, by the way, if anyone wants to put in a last minute entry, go HERE. Be sure to do it by...Tuesday! On Wednesday, I'll judge 'em and post the results. I will make a serious effort to keep my work, this time.

Izori

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

A Mish-Mash

Contents:
  1. Thoughts on the Inheritance Cycle
  2. Piano teaching
  3. Contests and quizzes
  4. St. Patrick's Day!

Remember that time when I said that I'd stop reading the Inheritance Cycle for a while because of Roran and Katrina's adultery in Brisingr (and a little in Eldest, too)?

I'm actually hoping to get Eragon out of the library again. There wasn't any adultery in it, and it was actually my favorite book out of all of them. By the time I've finished that, I think I'll be mature enough to maybe start Eldest, and eventually Brisingr back up again.

Brisingr was actually the best written out of all of them, in my opinion. Except, of course, for Roran and Katrina's adultery. That was unnecessary to the plot (or if it was, like maybe their kid will become the next Dragon Rider or something, Paolini could have easily gotten around it by simply having Roran and Katrina marry in Eldest) and it was discussed in so much of the book. What's more, it wasn't really considered wrong. In Brom and Salina's case it was actually excused by stating that they 'considered' themselves married.

But yeah, other than that Brisingr was well-written.

Eldest was my least favorite. Arya was just...snobby. In Brisingr she was, like, my favorite character because she was so much more reachable. Not quite so made out of stone, which isn't how I imagine Elves at all. In Eldest, all of the Elves were made out of stone. Not to mention SOOO blind. They're athiests?! And they saw a miracle. Good grief. Also, Eragon managed to humiliate himself in just about every chapter, starting from asking about Arya's age!

Eragon was very good. Nothing really immoral that I could remember, and I could relate to Eragon the most. In Eldest and Brisingr he was an adult, but in this he's a kid (well, not quite a kid, but whatever).

Anyway, those are my thoughts on the Inheritance Cycle. Now onto part 2, my piano student.

You know, I'm in a mood for writing. I'm going to describe this charming young angel masquerading as a piano student in 1st perspective story-style. Just to practice, y'know.

My heart was knocking in my ribs as I clutched the bundle of piano books, and I felt like cold sweat was trickling down my back. Could these steps belong to the same porch that I had ran up merrily to ask if my friend could play? I wouldn't have been surprised if they didn't.

'Oh, Lord,' I silently prayed before giving a fateful push at the doorbell. 'Please, please, PLEASE let everything to go okay! Just don't let me make a total fool of myself...and please make it so that I don't have to put on the 'frumpy old teacher' act!' I totally didn't want this to interfere with our friendships.

Almost as soon as I rang the doorbell, the sound of stampeding buffalo emitted from behind the door. In 'annoyed Bilbo' fashion, the door popped open like a cork...only it wasn't a hobbit that opened it, and she certainly wasn't annoyed.

Of course, Lizzie [name changed because, well, it's the Internet, people!] could have passed for a hobbit. She's short, strongly built, and has light brown curly hair and chipper green eyes. Her face is almost literally glowing as she gushes, "Oh! Yes! You're here!" Turning, Liz shouts, "Mom! Izori's here!"

I wasn't surprised that my hands were shaking as I unzipped the packed that Liz's new piano books came in. My pupil sat demurely, hands folded in her lap, watching me. The only excitement she showed came from her eyes, which could have passed for spoon-tops.

I set the book in front of her. "Okay, Liz, let's get started here--" I paused to keep my voice strong. Was I as excited as her? Oh, most definitely.

Twenty minutes past by in a whirlwind, and in twenty minutes a new future musician was introduced to the quarter note. I had taught my first piano lesson.

Yep, I was THAT nervous a week ago! I have played piano for 8 years...and Liz is about that old, give or take. I was old enough to remember her baptism. She's also one of my many BFFs (along with her older sister). I just taught her for the second time today. It went WONDERFULLY!!! I am SOOOOO proud of Liz! She is such an eager student, and she's learning much faster than I ever did.

Also, the quiz and caption contest were supposed to end today. I didn't have many entries, so I'm continuing them until the 23rd of March. Click HERE to get to the quiz, and click HERE to get to the Caption Contest. Be sweet if you entered!

Ah, and another holiday is almost upon us! It's ST. PATRICK'S DAY!!! Almost. Whatever. Anyway, I'm one of the, like, millions who has prominent Irish ancestry, and I'm also very Irish at heart. Hey, I even have an Irish name! So, anyway, that explains the temporary background change. Tomorrow we're having an Irish dinner and we're seeing Celtic Woman live! Yee-haw!

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Izori




Sunday, March 7, 2010

My Caption Contest, and a prayer request

Well...the long awaited day has finally arrived! Happy 1st Blog Anniversary to me! Er, to the blog. Whatever.

Here are your pictures:

#1.

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/l/images/lord-of-the-rings-1-3.jpg

#2.

https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdOzFx0gb4kioSK5bMbSymj_mYN1qsFvXvCXHW-kAkn-47hDA9CmyX4H2vfYnQxE13MBB6A-z2YE7n3WGZ9d4uvKr6HwmzC-wYOT0Ial3tYJJSowHR8abIvYatfl6IZ88fjAeGkd_gZnY/s400/LordofRings_Trees.jpg

#3

http://poietes.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/miracle-max-and-valerie-the-princess-bride.jpg

#4

http://img.listal.com/image/105227/500full-the-chronicles-of-narnia:-the-lion,-the-witch-and-the-wardrobe-photo.jpg

#5

http://nancyimperiale.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/snow-white-and-the-seven-dwarfs-3.jpg



Okay. Now here are your guidelines:

#1. Contest ends on March 16, 2010 at...well, 11:59 ET.

#2. Number your captions according to the picture it's supposed to go to, please. Otherwise I won't be able to tell what it's for. I could in some cases make an educated guess, but it's not guaranteed that I'll guess correctly.

#3. There are no prizes other than the satisfaction that you've won the caption contest.

#4. Out of all the captions, I will choose one overall winner.
And rules:

#1. PLEASE no swearing, taking the Lord's name in vain, cussing, or uh...interesting...captions. Basically, nothing that you wouldn't say in a church. I will delete any caption that I think violates this.

#2. Good sportsmanship is also a must.

#3. And it'd be really cool if you tried to use good punctuation/spelling/capitalization. Not necessary, but really cool.

Thanks! I'm very interested in what people have for #5!

And now for my prayer request...

I'm starting to teach piano on Tuesday. My student is someone who I've known for nearly all of their life, and who I'm pretty good friends with. As in, we goof off together all the time. Could you pray that everything goes all right? My main concern is that I won't be able to make the transition from fellow goof to piano teacher and back, and if it would change anything in our 'goofing' relationship. Thank you so much!


Izori

P.S. These pictures were taken from 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarves', 'Lord of the Rings', 'The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe', and 'The Princess Bride'.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

And we have our long awaited Caption Contest Results!

Okay, sorry this took so long, people!

We didn't get much captions; only three people entered. Did I miss someone? Anyway, if you are not Vellvin, Nahla, or ***Emily*** and if you entered a caption, then I didn't see it. So please tell me if I skipped you.

Okay, so for the funniest captions per picture:

#1.

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/Princess-bride-cary-elwes-dread-pirate-roberts.jpg

***Emily***: *counting as he does sit ups* "79, 98, 100! See, I told you I could count to a hundred while doing sit ups. Wait, I skipped from 79..."

#2.

http://www.culch.ie/images/PrincessBride001.jpg

Nahla: My name is Inigo Montoya. You stole my cookies. Prepare to die"

#3.

http://www.collider.com/wp-content/image-base/Movies/P/Princess_Bride/the_princess_bride_movie_image__3_.gif

***Emily***: *in a whisper* "Do you think she'll notice if we ditch her picnic and go to Burger King?

Nahla: "I'm smarter than I look, wise guy! In fact, my smartness is inconceivable."

#4.

http://content6.flixster.com/question/52/06/88/5206884_std.jpg

***Emily***: Aragorn: When do you suppose they'll take the picture?
Frodo: I hope Pippin doesn't have his mouth open.
Gandalf: snore.

#5. For some reason, this picture didn't appear. No captions for it, anyway.




#6. Ditto.



#7.


http://www.watoday.com.au/ffximage/2008/09/26/lord_wideweb__470x309,0.jpg

***Emily***: Frodo: What do ya mean you want the keys to the Evil mobile?


#8.

http://www.ugo.com/tv/gambles-in-entertainment/images/gandalf.jpg

Vellvin: Away from Shadowfax; he's mine! So there!

***Emily***: Is that Sauraman in a hula skirt?

#9.

http://www.channel4.com/film/media/images/Channel4/film/L/lotr_fellowship_of_xl_01--film-B.jpg

***Emily***: Frodo: Wow. Gandalf, you're a giant!
Gandalf: I know, I came back from the dead as one.

#10.

http://images.salon.com/ent/movies/review/2005/12/09/narnia/story.jpg

***Emily***: Jadis (the White Witch): Look over there Edmund. See that flying object?
Edmund: Is that an UFO?
Jadis: Yes, son of Adam, that is my house.
*Edmund's eyes go wide* Edmund: You're an Alien!


#11.

http://www.flickdirect.com/images/movies/lion-witch-wardrobe/lion-witch-wardrobe_1.jpg


Vellvin: Do you see those cadbury chocolate trees? My house is right between them.


All of them were really, really funny! But I think I would have to go with...



#2.

http://www.culch.ie/images/PrincessBride001.jpg

Nahla: My name is Inigo Montoya. You stole my cookies. Prepare to die"

So, there you have it. Nahla, congratulations!

Izori

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Two Announcements!

Okay, here's the first:

The Caption Contest is now closed, and I will post the results as soon as I can find time to judge them.

The next:

My friend, Tatiana, has a blog! Click HERE to go to it!!

Friday, November 6, 2009

Reminder: CAPTION CONTEST ENDS SOON!

A reminder for y'all: The caption contest ends today, Friday, November 6, at midnight, Eastern Time. Only two people so far have done any captioning.

There's a link to the contest on my sidebar.

Izori

Monday, November 2, 2009

The Caption Contest that I have promised!!

Well...if you read the title, you know what I'm talking about.

GUIDELINES:

--Caption Contest starts on Monday, November 2, and ends on Friday, November 6, at midnight on Eastern time. I know that some of you are rather spread out and won't be on the same time as I will be, so just a warning that it ends on MY midnight. Not that I'm going to be staying up 'till midnight to figure out who commented after the deadline. But I'll trust you guys to figure out when exactly to post to make it before 12:00 AM Eastern time.

--When you comment your caption, please number them according to what picture your caption is for (i.e. #1. Blah, blah, blah. #2. Blah, blah...etc).

--There will be no prize other than the satisfaction of knowing that you have won. And winners, what I will do is figure out the winner for each individual picture, and then the overall funniest caption will be the winning one.

--the link to the Caption Contest will also be on my sidebar.

RULES:

--Please do not use bad words or any language that you would not say in the presence of our Lord. Also please don't insult other people in your captions. If you violate any of that, I will have to delete your comment (or if I can) simply use a more politer word in its place. I don't think any of y'all would do this...but I'll just say it anyway.

--Be a good sport.

--HAVE FUN!!!!!

And here are your pictures, taken from 'The Princess Bride', 'Fellowship of the Ring' and 'The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe'.


#1.

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/Princess-bride-cary-elwes-dread-pirate-roberts.jpg

#2.

http://www.culch.ie/images/PrincessBride001.jpg


#3.

http://www.collider.com/wp-content/image-base/Movies/P/Princess_Bride/the_princess_bride_movie_image__3_.gif


#4.

http://content6.flixster.com/question/52/06/88/5206884_std.jpg


#5.

http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2001_Lord_of_the_Rings:_The_Fellowship_of_the_Ring/viggo_mortensen_the_lord_of_the_rings_the_fellowship_of_the_ring_002.jpg


#6.

http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2001_Lord_of_the_Rings:_The_Fellowship_of_the_Ring/the_lord_of_the_rings_the_fellowship_of_the_ring_003.jpg


#7.


http://www.watoday.com.au/ffximage/2008/09/26/lord_wideweb__470x309,0.jpg


#8.

http://www.ugo.com/tv/gambles-in-entertainment/images/gandalf.jpg

#9.

http://www.channel4.com/film/media/images/Channel4/film/L/lotr_fellowship_of_xl_01--film-B.jpg

#10.

http://images.salon.com/ent/movies/review/2005/12/09/narnia/story.jpg

#11.

http://www.flickdirect.com/images/movies/lion-witch-wardrobe/lion-witch-wardrobe_1.jpg

There's so much more that would be great caption pictures...but I thought eleven was enough.

BTW, the caption contest starts NOW!


Sunday, October 4, 2009

Eldarwen Failariel's 100th post!

Eldarwen Failarial is celebrating her 100 post with a really cool lookin' contest! Click HERE to see it!

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Caption Contest Results!!!!

Man, this was HARD to judge! Originally, I was just going to do one winner per picture if possible...but it isn't possible! There's a few ties.


#1:

Prince Caspian: "What on earth is that on Trumpkin's head?"
--Tinydancer

And another one that I had forgotten to put in! Terribly sorry:

Susan: Guys I don't think we should be walking any farther.

Caspien: Why not?

Susan: Well...look at the funny looking person taking a picture of us.
--Saerwen


http://blog.beliefnet.com/moviemom/prince%20caspian.jpg



#2:

Susan: 'Somehow it feels like we're in a motion picture.

Lucy: OK, so we're at the part when the audience is full of suspense, right?

Peter: I just hope we get out alive.
--Tatiana

"Um...whawasdat???"
--Dr. Paleo Ph.D

http://files.myopera.com/sykora/blog/Chronicles%20of%20Narnia%20Cast.jpg



#3:

"I'm coming! It's okay! I'll light the candle for the romantic dinner for two!
--Olive Tree

Caspian: 'Peter! Come back here and face me like a man!"
--Eldarwen Failerial

http://blogs.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/film/caspian.jpg




#4:

'Give us a smile, sweetheart. It it your birthday!'
--Enna-Rin

White Witch: 'Do I really look fat in this, truly?"
--Catherine WhiteRose

http://www.celluloid-dreams.de/content/images/kritiken-filmbilder/narnia/narnia-3.jpg


#5:

Sliiide to the left...sliide to the right...take it back now, y'all...
--Olive Tree

http://www.celluloid-dreams.de/content/images/kritiken-filmbilder/narnia/narnia-1.jpg

Um...maybe nearly all of them were ties...but that just means that everyone was REALLY funny!!

Great job, everyone!

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Caption Contest

Seeing as I have more time on my hands than I thought, I have decided to do a caption contest!

I will post the rules and guidelines (as well as have a link to this post) on my sidebar, but I'll also post them here.

Guidelines:

1. Comment your captions on this post.

2. Please label them (Picture #1, #2, etc.) to avoid confusion.

3. I will do the winners for individual pictures.

4. This is just for fun!! There won't be any prizes, such as awards or blog make-overs, because a techie I am not. However, you will get the satisfaction of having your funny caption posted.

5. You can post as many captions on as many pictures as you like. Only one will win, though.

Rules:

1. No offensive or rude language!

2. Please be a good sport. I'm sure everyone's captions will be funny!

3. Make 'em funny!! =)

And now, here are your pictures!


#1

http://blog.beliefnet.com/moviemom/prince%20caspian.jpg



#2

http://files.myopera.com/sykora/blog/Chronicles%20of%20Narnia%20Cast.jpg



#3

http://blogs.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/film/caspian.jpg




#4

http://www.celluloid-dreams.de/content/images/kritiken-filmbilder/narnia/narnia-3.jpg


#5

http://www.celluloid-dreams.de/content/images/kritiken-filmbilder/narnia/narnia-1.jpg

There you go! The contest ends Friday, September 25, and it starts...



NOW!!

Izori